feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

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sorry:

I don’t even get to experience the friend-zone because nobody wants to be my friend

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