lubricates:

date me its for a school project 

(via pizza)

my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me

(via galfisk)

theawesomeadventurer:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

the-awesome-adventurer:

fucking snitch

Why were they even following a moose

because he was a fucking snitch

(via epic-humor)

shouldnt:

when your parents ask where all the cookies in the house went

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(via onlylolgifs)

sextingyourfather:

you laughing but yo laptop wet dumbass

sextingyourfather:

you laughing but yo laptop wet dumbass

(via ugly)

intimateaff3ction:

hacheload:

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR

cherish him forever

(via epic-humor)

My hair is purrrrrplee